Luke, I am Your Puppetmaster!
-”What the hell is an aluminium falcon?”
-”Yo mamma is so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie-Fighter”
-”Yo mamma is so stupid, she spent all day saying “Am not!” to R2″
-”I’ll have the calamary…”
-”Well, I guess I’ll have the insensitive bitch with a side of fuck you!”
fra Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode 1
It’s on TV…
“If something seems too good to be true, its better to shoot it, just in case”
Gabrielle Anwar i Burn Notice
“What good is democracy if you can’t get what you want?”
Drew Carey i Drew Carey
What Happened Last Night?
-”Know where that is?”
-”Yeah, actually I do, it’s on the corner of “get a map” and “fuck off”".
Fra The Hangover
Heard on the wire…
-”Give the greeks some credit, they invented civilization…”
-”Yeah, and ass-fuckin’ too.”
-”There’s two sides to every story.”
-”The lying side of a story, is just a lie.”
Fra The Wire
A Couple from the stands…
“They don’t need airconditioning ’cause that guy is a huge fan”
“He couldn’t hit a full sack of balls with a full sack of bats”
-fra The Bigs 2
