-”What the hell is an aluminium falcon?”

-”I’ll have the calamary…”
-”Well, I guess I’ll have the insensitive bitch with a side of fuck you!”

fra Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode 1

“If something seems too good to be true, its better to shoot it, just in case”
Gabrielle Anwar i Burn Notice

“What good is democracy if you can’t get what you want?”
Drew Carey i Drew Carey

-”Know where that is?”
-”Yeah, actually I do, it’s on the corner of “get a map” and “fuck off”".

Fra The Hangover

-”Give the greeks some credit, they invented civilization…”
-”Yeah, and ass-fuckin’ too.”

-”There’s two sides to every story.”
-”The lying side of a story, is just a lie.”

Fra The Wire

“They don’t need airconditioning ’cause that guy is a huge fan”

“He couldn’t hit a full sack of balls with a full sack of bats”

-fra The Bigs 2