Category: Citater

Luke, I am Your Puppetmaster! 0

Luke, I am Your Puppetmaster!

-”What the hell is an aluminium falcon?” -”Yo mamma is so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie-Fighter” -”Yo mamma is so stupid, she spent all day saying “Am not!” to R2″ -”I’ll have the calamary…” -”Well, I...

It’s on TV… 0

It’s on TV…

“If something seems too good to be true, its better to shoot it, just in case” Gabrielle Anwar i Burn Notice “What good is democracy if you can’t get what you want?” Drew Carey i Drew Carey

What Happened Last Night? 0

What Happened Last Night?

-”Know where that is?” -”Yeah, actually I do, it’s on the corner of “get a map” and “fuck off””. Fra The Hangover

Heard on the wire… 0

Heard on the wire…

-”Give the greeks some credit, they invented civilization…” -”Yeah, and ass-fuckin’ too.” -”There’s two sides to every story.” -”The lying side of a story, is just a lie.” Fra The Wire

A Couple from the stands… 0

A Couple from the stands…

“They don’t need airconditioning ’cause that guy is a huge fan” “He couldn’t hit a full sack of balls with a full sack of bats” -fra The Bigs 2